This is the trilogy of three of the instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs

1. From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce

2. How I Found The G Spot

3. The Mixed Doner Murders

In these pages, Johnny reveals the truth not only about how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous ‘Mixed Doner Murders’ case. We learn how Johnny operates behind the scenes in his fight against evil on the mean streets of south London and also about his 'philosophy' and the 'ethical' code which as a 'conscious vigilante' he subscribes to.