The devil makes work for idle hands and I think I was a good case for his attention. Rather than just sit back as a rich property millionaire, I kept myself busy doing some of the renovations myself. Coming home covered in paint or plaster in my old van each day, seemed to have an interesting effect my my young, well-bred neighbour, Sophy. She clearly had me down as a ‘bit of rough,’ and who was I to disappoint her! Particularly when the notion made her knickers fall down so easily!

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