This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs

4. Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel

5. Johnny's Ridealong

6. A Very Maggie Christmas

This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist group and experienced a series of visitations by the ghost of the Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher.